humor

Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others; then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ........................................................................ ..
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ........................................................................ ..
The wise never marry. And when they do marry, they become otherwise. ........................................................................ ..
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ........................................................................ ..
"Your future depends on your dreams". So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than having to wake up every morning. ........................................................................ ..
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know... So... why learn?
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

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